Where’s My Diet Soda Parents At? This One’s For You!

I’m a diet soda parent. Coke Zero mostly. Never Diet Coke unless I have no other options (Diet Coke people. Don’t take this personal. I still love you, just not your beverage). Sometimes I wonder how I can drink this much caffeine and still be tired, but I’m the father of three kids. I work two jobs. I’m in my 40s.

Perhaps that explains it.

I don’t drink …