When Your Child Speaks In Fart
I took Tristan (10) shopping for a dress shirt and shoes for my mother's retirement party, and the whole time he spoke to me in fart noises.
The party started in just over an hour, so we really didn't have time to speak in fart, but that didn't give him any pause.
"What do you think of this?" I asked.
Fart sound.
"This has rockets ships on it, that's cool."
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