I came home from work, and my 9yo Aspen said she needed to tell me something. She had a pretty serious look on her face. She said it was an emergency. So I paused, and put down my bag. She was still in her red school uniform dress, her hair pulled back with a cat ear headband.
I went up to her room. She took a deep breath, and told me that a cat has 32 muscles in its ears. She raised her eye brows. Then she told me how many nerves were in a dogs nose, and how cats are nocturnal and that if you own a cat you are more likely to live longer.
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