The Day My Toddler Pooped In The Backyard

Aspen (age 3) was playing in the backyard kid pool with her brother and sister while Mel and I did yard work. Somewhere between the wheelbarrow and the weeds, when my back was turned, she stripped naked and pooped in the backyard.

Our other kids were laughing.

I wasn't.

I took her inside where she pooped again in the tub. Not as big as the first, but ultim…