Teaching My Tween To Mow The Lawn (Epic Eye Roll)

I taught my son how to mow the lawn recently. He hates it, like all little boys, but honestly, mowing the lawn is 90% of the reason I had him.

Here’s some dialogue. For best results read in an irritated preteen voice.

“I’ll do it later.”

“Why can’t I do it after lunch?”

“No one cares if our lawn is mowed, anyway.”

“Can I do it tomorrow?”

“This is so stupid.”

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