Stinky Socks

I was going through my 12yo’s sock drawer when I realized every pair smelled like butthole. Is that too strong? No. No it’s not. They smelled really bad, and when I asked him why, he said, “You told me to change my socks every day.”

“Okay,” I said.

“In the morning I put on new socks, and put the old ones back in the drawer.”

He shrugged like he was nailing…