Send Ibuprofen

Took my daughter to a trampoline park. Here are a few thoughts, observations, and exaggerations.

We paid for two hours, which I assumed would be no problem, and supposedly it was cheaper per hour, but ultimately it cost as much as a visit to my chiropractor, which I’ll mention later.

I’ve honestly never seen middle aged men move like this. I mean, dang, Trevor, looking at the cargo shorts and work polo, I assumed a double flip was out of your reach, but bam. There it was. Put that on your resume.

I overheard my daughter actually say “my dad gets tired pretty quickly. He’s 40” to some random group of kids. They all just nodded along, probably thinking about their own parents, because clearly no lies were detected.