See You In Another 12 Years IKEA

weekend. It was the first time at IKEA in 12 years. Here are a few thoughts, observations, and exaggerations on the subject:

My wife sent me back to the van for a gift card, and after 20 minutes of trying to find my way out, I felt a deep fear that I may never see my wife and children again.

I made it to the van, but got lost again trying to find my famil…