Remodeling With Kids

We are remodeling the upstairs of our home. We have three kids living with us, 11 and younger. Here are a few thoughts/observations.

If you buy a crowbar your children will immediately assume you are going to rob a bank.

Having my kids “help” is about as enjoyable as slamming my head in an F-ing car door. 

Few things are sexier than your wife swinging a ha…