No. You Don't Have To Ask That Question

I was in line to see Santa when a woman pointed at my 4yo daughter and said, “Why isn’t she wearing a coat?” Her coat was in my hand, so I held it up, and she said, “Oh...As a grandmother, I have to ask that question.” No, actually...You don’t. You certainly don’t have to ask that question, because trust me, I’ve got this covered.

I fought the kid into a…