MY TODDLER LOVES OUR NEW CAT. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE CAT.

I was in the garage with our toddler, Aspen. We’d recently adopted a cat, and Aspen was obsessed with it. His name was Vincent, a stoic name with artistic significance that the animal shelter gave him. Not that this changed a thing. He was still a snooty attention whore, like most cats. He was black except for a few white patches on his paws and nose. H…