My Son Is So Confident

I stand 5’ 6” but with my senses of humor I’m easily 6’ 2”. Ha ha! But seriously, I hate being short. I’ve always hated it. I have a million self deprecating jokes about being short, too. Like how I used to live in a tree and make fudge. People love that one. Or how you should all be grateful because I saved Middle Earth?

Anyway, it shouldn’t surprise an…