I’m Sorry Son, You're Not Getting A Hover Board

I’m sorry son, but I’m not getting you a hover board. It’s not personal. I know its number one on your Christmas list. And yeah, they look cool. I’d probably try it out myself. And yes, they are expensive, but that isn’t the main concern.

You’re 11, and right now, at this moment, you’re a good kid, with good friends, and good grades, but on the whole you…