I May Never Fully Understand This Kid...

I threw the first snowball, and she cried and accused me of cheating. According to my 5yo, only she could throw snow in a snowball fight, which I felt was terribly one sided. Then she hit me in the neck with a massive muddy wad of snow and laughed as I dug snow out of my shirt, all of it reminding me of that grade school bully who used to the exact same…