“How many times are you going to wear that outfit?”

My wife told me that one of the 4th graders in her class asked, “How many times are you going to wear that outfit?” Then she gave her a smug, twisted lipped look and said, “You wore it last year, too.”

I’ll be honest, this story gave me pause for a few reasons.

First: I’m a 36-year-old working father who wears jeans and a polo every day, and before I beca…