Everything Is Under Control
Text message with my wife about our 3-year-old:
Mel: how's it going?
Me: Aspen started throwing food off the table, so I cleared it. While I was doing that, she pulled all the clothes out of her dresser. I got that cleaned up (sorta), and got her calmed down with a movie. As I was laying next to her, I realized she somehow put a strawberry in my pants. Bu…
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