No Idea What I'm Doing by Clint Edwards

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Crap My Kids Ask Alexa

Crap My Kids Ask Alexa

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Clint Edwards
Feb 03, 2020
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We got an Amazon Alexa for Christmas and the moment my 5yo figured out how to use it my mental health took a pretty serious decline. Here’s some Alexa requests from my 5yo.

Alexa! Bless the food.

Alexa! Make me waffles.

Alexa! Play the gummy bear song.

Alexa! How many days until my birthday?

Alexa! Tell me a joke.

Alexa! Play the gummy bear song.

Alexa! Do fis…

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