4YO's Are The Devil

My 4yo Aspen tried to hug me and accidentally punched me in the junk (this not the first time. Probably not the last). As I was hunched over in pain, and the whole family laughing at me, she told me I needed to go potty, and tried to push me towards the restroom. I almost lost my balance. She laughed at me. Then she hung on my leg and and asked me to ha…